Behold, it is Vladimir Putin!
Behold, it is Vladimir Putin, in all his glory.
You may know Putin as the President of Russia. But he is not like other presidents. He’s a “macho” president. The “quintessential picture of masculinity” president. The man’s man “smell the dirt under his fingernails, feel the sun’s blazing rays radiating off his chest, scrub the dried blood from his bare hands” president.